ID Number: 1385 From: "Raymond" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: April Fool's Day
Date: Saturday, April 02 2005 - 20:46:30
April fool's day came and went and I forgot to post anything.
Some people say that I am a day late and a dollar short anyway.
I guess that is why I am posting this on April 2nd instead of April
1st and the web sites are all free.
Some pussy shots.
Lisa's pussy on top of a bunny
Lisa's pussy by itself
home pages for above
Below has nothing to do with anything.
Just some computer/geek/tech/nerd humor I ran across.
The new Massachusetts Institute of Technology Cheer
M.I.T. - K.E.Y. M.O.U.S.E.
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd,
rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice
The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding
my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take
what you want!'"
The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably
wouldn't have fitted you anyway."
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many [insert
non-computer profession here] were on the beach and heard him cry out,
"F1! F1!", but no one understood.
Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey - get out! We
don't want your type in here."
"Daddy, how was I born?"
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed
little Pop-Up appeared and said: "You've Got Male."
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